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September 8, 2012

How to get your town in the national news

by Rylan Stewart

Keep monkey as pet… illegally.

Feed it on a diet of Frosted Flakes and juice.

Get bitten.

From the Los Angeles Times: “A Javan macaque monkey being kept as a pet and living on a diet that included Frosted Flakes and juice has been quarantined after it bit a Paso Robles woman multiple times on the hand and arm.”

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